There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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