He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The uberlube is also flammable
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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