How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
