I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
My dick has a subreddit
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
