he looks like a really good dad on facebook
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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