Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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