Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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