a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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