he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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