I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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