that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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