What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He kissed a someone with a penis
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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