If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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