i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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