THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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