i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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