Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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