HIV tests are more positive than that guy
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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