we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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