Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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