you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
