i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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