i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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