Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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