Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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