Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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