So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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