so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize