R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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