If i come over, it means nothing
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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