I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
birth control should be required to get into college
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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