4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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