Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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