I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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