Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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