yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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