Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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