just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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