Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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