Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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