I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
