I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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