Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
