I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
false alarm, still single
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