he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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