Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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