I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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