i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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