Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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