Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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