love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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