You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Is Oprah even human
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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