yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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