dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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