Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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