when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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